;-)

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

classy-as-fukc:

☪☠ where the bad kids go ☠☪

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

screams:

im following back tons and promoting today!

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

• me:  this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
• me:  okay let's do it

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*